Winner: Marshall McGearty Tobacco Artisans (Wi-Fi equipped, Open past 9pm, later on weekends) 1553 N Milwaukee Ave (773-772-8410)

This cozy spot has a strong Ralph Lauren vibe: Clusters of antique lamps and distressed leather couches and chairs provide private, peaceful sitting areas. But we found it nearly empty probably because people mistake this newcomer as a place to smoke (it is) and drink (ditto), not as a spot to sip on top-notch, exotic blends of java.

Coffee quality: 8 Our latte was lovingly crafted and served up in a classy monogrammed mug.

Food: 5 The "highly recommended" spinach-and-cheese croissant was nothing special.

Vibe: 10 We're considering moving in.

Pick-up factor: 8 Because smokes and drinks are offered, it's easy to transition suavely from coffee chatter to a romantic glass of wine.

Music: 7 Good '70s tunes, like the Kinks' "Lola."

Total=38

Extra shots: The barista was so friendly, we think we have a new BFF. And the Wi-Fi is free, to boot. Open till 2am Friday and Saturday.