Sail off to intoxication island with this spiced rum.
Unless you've got a battleship tattooed on your chest (and who doesn't?) you've probably never heard of Sailor Jerry-the most famous tattoo artist of all time and the inspiration for Sailor Jerry's Navy Rum ($7.99 for 375 ml, $4.99 for 200ml). Based on Jerry's own personal recipe, it's sweetened with a hint of cherry. It's also got a higher proof (92) than the average spiced rum, which may explain the cirrhosis that's tattooed to our liver. Hey, it looks like a swollen, bloated battleship!