Steven Grasse Announces the World's First Ever Full-Length Flash Animated Feature Film - The Bikini Bandits Save Christmas - The Sequel to the 2002 Raindance Festival Hit, Only this Time it's a Feel Good Holiday Movie.

Unless the Lil'Pimp movie beats us to market (which I don't think it will, its been sitting here like a turd on a shelf for the past 24 months), Bikini Bandits Save Christmas will be the first feature-length flash animated movie ever released. It will also be the first movie released from our newly formed production company Fuck Hollywood Productions.

So What's It All About?

It's a heart warming, family holiday adventure, where the spirit of Christmas triumphs over evil, of course. Santa Claus gets kidnapped by the evil Mr. G (owner of the uber-evil g*mart corporation), and the bandits set off to the rescue of the bearded fat one.

Just why do the Bandits give a rat's ass about Santa Claus? Because it turns out that Mr. and Mrs. Claus are Bikini Bandit Heather's mother and father - no shit - Heather was reared in the North Pole!

Santa's helpers are, of course super sexy hottie Elf Vixens who wield heavy artillery to avenge Santa. Oh, and there's a whole subplot involving gangsta rapper Schoolly D and voodoo zombie stripper hoes. Maynard James Keenan of Tool makes an apperance as the Rambo-like Spirit of Christmas and the Misfits provide the opening credits theme song.

So yeah, its just another Christmas movie - so put it under your tree bitch.

Why Animation?

Because this script would cost $30 million to shoot, and our budget was slightly less than that.

Dude, we're making this whole movie for $10,000 - no shit. We got a couple cases of beer and sat in a recording studio over a weekend and recorded all the voices. We then sent an email to all our fan club members to ask for music tracks to be donated to the project. The animation was done in-house in our spare time.

So it's probably the cheapest feature-length animated film ever made.

Why Christmas?

It's a script we wrote a few years ago. It was sitting in a drawer lost and forgotten. Actually, it's the script we wrote when all those Hollywood fuckers first started calling.

This is the script that was seriously read by everyone in Hollywood from Ozzy's production company to Marilyn Manson's people to Mel Gibson's Icon Productions. It was read by the biggest and best, and rejected by all.

So yeah, fuck Hollywood! We'll make our movie anyway. Eat shit and die you plastic surgery disasters. [Note: I wrote this while listening to the Dead Kennedy's Plastic Surgery Disasters.]

Merry Christmas!