Maxim Hypes Sailor Jerry
11/01/2002

Yo Ho Ho - A great rum for life's heaving seas.

Chunks ahoy, matey! There once was a time when rum, uncut with girly cola, was the signature drink of the world's rip-snortin'est men-men who wrestled big guns on heaving poop decks and inflicted their own tattoos with the rustiest forks in the seven seas. Sailor Jerry, a Honolulu-based tattoo artist who made a mint with sexy togs and tattoos, now launches a rum to capture this hard-living lifestyle. Backed by helpful recipes (the Suffering Bastard, for one, lives up to its name), this rum packs a punch, yet goes down easier than a five-dollar syphilitic docks ide hooker. To shanghai your own bottle for $20, walk the cyberplank to sailorjerry.com

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Maxim Hypes Sailor Jerry