Keenan Goes to Hell
10/01/2001

Maynard James Keenan took on the role of Satan for B-movie epic, Bikini Bandits Go to Hell.

Did the devil make him do it, or was it the half naked babes? Ordinarily camera-shy Tool singer Maynard James Keenan took on the role of Satan for director Steven Grasse's forthcoming B-movie epic, Bikini Bandits Go to Hell, where a gang of heavily armed (and heavily stacked) ladies kill and plunder. "Maynard's a natural," says Grasse, whose Bandits series has until now been an Internet-only phenomenon. "If he wants to be an actor, he could be huge." And, get this, if you thought Sinead O'Conner's papal-shredding stunt pissed off the Vatican, wait until they see Dee Dee Ramone as the pope. "I wonder if he's gonna get aggravated," says Ramone of John Paul II. "But I don't think he will, he likes me." To round out the cast, Grasse corralled ex- Dead Kennedy Jello Biafra, 1984 icon Corey Feldman and Howard Stern regulars Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf and Gary the Retard. Anybody else smell Oscar?

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Keenan Goes To Hell